SPIDER-MAN GETS HIS BUTT WHUPPED WEEK II: THE RHINO
In this installment of Spider-Man gets his butt whupped, I am mixing two of my favorite things, you-got-your-chocolate-in-my-peanut-butter style. The two things in this instance are Spider-Man, of course, and The World Famous Jungle Cruise of Disney theme parks fame. Specifically, this is an urban cover version of the lost safari scene with The Rhino taking the place of the rhino and Spidey and his pals taking the place of the lost safari.
Joining the wallcrawler up the light pole are his one-time New Avengers teammates Wolverine, Luke “Power Man” Cage, and Iron Fist. I think it would be fun if Iron Fist was just a low-rent Iron Man who could only afford an armored glove, but he’s really a kung fu super guy. I believe Iron Fist has the distinction of being the only superhero to fight crime in his slippers and capris.
He’s very, very secure.